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Once in a while I venture off the beaten path into Richmond’s
dive bar scene. I don’t mind slummin’ it to stay on budget (and avoiding
cooking something). Plus, you just never know when you are going to find a
hidden gem.
This was not one of those times.
I have a strict policy not to post any negative experiences,
but my trip to a local hole was so comical that I wanted to share it without
naming names. Locals may guess where it is, but I will never tell.
The place is what you would expect from a dive bar, no
frills, no fuss, no windows.
I had forgotten what it was like when people smoked inside,
but was reminded in a big way since every person in the place was smoking,
including the hooker and pimp in the booth next to us, the patrons that filled
every barstool and the waitress. (To her credit, she did set her cigarette down
in the ashtray in the empty booth behind us before taking our order.)
The menu was what I would expect from a neighborhood spot,
burgers, sandwiches and American style entrees. I decided to go for it an order
the cheese steak. When the waitress asked me what I wanted, our conversation
went like this:
Waitress: What do you want?
Me: I’ll have the Famous Cheese Steak
Waitress: You mean the Philly?
Me: (Reading and pointing to the menu) this one, the famous
cheese steak.
Waitress: (looking very annoyed) Yeah, the Philly.
She was charming.
After we ordered, I got a little nervous because one of the
particularly raspy-voiced guests at the bar started taking orders for Taco
Bell. Five customers, two waitresses and what looked to be the cook all put in
their selections that included the Doritos locos tacos. Not a good sign.
So, how was my food? The cheese steak just as good as any I
have ever had in Philly. The steak was perfectly seasoned with just the right
amount of cheese all on a great roll. It came with tater tots that were fresh
out of the fryer. It was junk food at its finest and our tab for two people
including ten Miller Lite bottles was under $30.
So even though I was scared for my safety and my clothes had
to immediately go in the wash when I got home, it wasn’t a bad dinner. I may
not be running back there, but this is a memory I will have forever.
Wow, I'll guess! Is this place on the south side of the nickel bridge and does it have part of the name of the main street in it? Sounds just like our experience there over a year ago -- haven't been back. Food was good but the 'illegal' smoking and the uncleanliness freaked me out a little too much.
ReplyDeleteThat is a fantastic guess! I cannot confirm nor deny it, but know that you are very clever.
DeleteI used to frequent this place quite often and will say the Philly Cheese is one of the best if not THE BEST in town. Next time try the Big Richard (Dick) pizza for take out. I promise no disappointments.
ReplyDeleteI should clarify that my visits were generally on Sunday when the Steelers were not being televised. Again, I am totally assuming I know where you were :).
Wow, I need to get out more often, this place sounds crazy! I'll show this to Tappan (native Richmonder) and I'm sure he'll help me figure it out.
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