I know that I said no more diet posts after fashion week, but
somehow the book “Belly Fat Cure” made its way into my Amazon shopping
cart. It is a ridiculous excuse for a
book, but the pages are glossy and there is a skinny guy on the cover, so it
must be the real deal.
The basic premise is the same for a lot of diet books, stop
eating sugar and you will get skinny. I get it. Sugar is the enemy. Anything
white is bad for you, but this book goes on to say that fruits like bananas and
apples are bad, too. A diet that lets me drink wine, but no bananas seems
totally legit to me.
I went to work and announced to all my coworkers that I wasn’t
eating sugar anymore. At lunch time, I placed an order for a salad, just turkey
and avocado over spinach. Right about this time is when I received a text with
a picture very similar to the one above stating “Tarrant’s food cart at 10th
and Cary, 1st day out, delicious!!
I then received visitors claiming that they had just hit the
cart and it was awesome. Then I got a message that my salad may or may not be
ready in the next hour due to some unforeseen salad drama.
I walked over to the
cart, just to look, with the hopes that they were charging $400 for a plate. Sadly,
that was not the case. It was $4 for a waffle with a fried chicken breast and
some kind of maple syrup cocaine sauce. (I am not 100% sure about the cocaine
part, but it seemed a logical ingredient assumption.) I walked back to my
office and then thought to myself, who am I kidding? All the signs are pointing
to waffles.
I am glad that I left my apple at home so that I could make
it exactly 4 hours on the no sugar diet. But as far as sugar goes, I will take
waffles over fruit any day. Who says diets don’t work?
I need to get over to this cart, we must work close by!!! I tried their chick/waffles at Richmond's Best and you ma'am are correct - crack sauce/syrup or somethin in there - holy delicious!!
ReplyDeleteThat sauce has got to be more than just maple syrup, glad I am not alone in thinking they spiked it with something so bad its good.
DeleteOh my goodness... that looks so devilishly good... Pfft, screw diets, I say eat what you like, just in moderation :) (mostly because I can't seem to stick to any diet myself ;) )
ReplyDeleteI couldn't agree more. When I figure out how to moderate, I will let you know...right now I am just binging on $4 waffles with fried chicken :)
DeleteBut I loooove bananas!!!!! haha .But seriously, I do. I guess I'll just have to cut down on other sugars ;)
ReplyDeleteI stopped drinking diet soda... and I think that's started helping with belly bloat!
I think if I stopped drinking beer it would help with the gut situation, but if it is between bananas and beer, bananas are going to have to go!
Deletesome kind of maple syrup cocaine sauce... ;-} so funny.. j~
ReplyDeleteI need to check out this cart this looks delicious and I LOVE Tarrants. I tried them during Restaurant Week and have been hooked ever since.
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